Automotive Reminder

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
03/14/2016 at 21:15 • Filed to: Mercedes AMG

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Currently there is no Mercedes-AMG E63 Sedan or Wagon, and not one Jalop noticed it!

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What we do have for the 2016 model year is the Mercedes-AMG E63 S Sedan and Wagon. That’s right, the 577hp, 5.5l biturbo V8 is a class above what would be a plebeian “63" model. So when Mercedes-AMG rolls out the 2017 E63, don’t freak out when you find out it has gone from a 550hp, 5.5L to a 503hp, 4.0L. The old “63" was bumped up into a “63S” and the new “63" will be what 2014-Mercedes would have called a “55” model.

So yes, the S models are the real AMG cars now. For a bonus reminder, everything I pointed out also applies to the CLS-Class and GLE Coupe. The proper GLE SUV still has a 63 variant because MB forgot to discontinue it!


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Rico > Wobbles the Mind
03/14/2016 at 21:29

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The C63 also comes in plebe non S form.

I can’t wait to see how the new E wagon turns out. Rumor is they are working on an All Terrain version of the wagon too. http://www.carscoops.com/2016/02/new-me…


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > Wobbles the Mind
03/14/2016 at 21:34

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Also no manuals that Im aware of.


Kinja'd!!! GE90man > Wobbles the Mind
03/14/2016 at 21:36

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whenever i’m bored, I visit build your own car websites, I have notices, I just haven't really given much thought about it


Kinja'd!!! GE90man > DoYouEvenShift
03/14/2016 at 21:36

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Mercedes cannot into manual


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Wobbles the Mind
03/14/2016 at 21:58

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I hope they make an E43 Estate so I can CarMax that mofo in about 7 years. :)


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Wobbles the Mind
03/15/2016 at 01:14

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Yes, Mercedes is playing off on people’s stupid ideas of “Well its a bigger number, so its better.” I think the idea sucks ass.

And well hello there:

http://www.autoblog.com/2016/03/14/mer…


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Wobbles the Mind
03/15/2016 at 21:23

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What, what did you just say? IIRC referring to the GLE as a coupe is grounds for a week’s removal of authoring privileges.


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Nauraushaun
03/15/2016 at 21:39

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But, but, but Oppo loves illogical cars!! We love practicality! We love sporty cars that can be driven daily! The Coup-UVs are sports coupes made into their most practical possible variant!!! Oppo as f*ck!


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Wobbles the Mind
03/15/2016 at 22:34

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I don’t care what they are - they aren’t coupes.

If Merc built a 4-door SUV with 1000hp that gets 20L/100km and weighs 1100kg, and they call it a coupe, it’s still not okay.


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Nauraushaun
03/15/2016 at 22:38

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Well remember this, if they had two doors we`d have convertible versions coming out right now. X4, X6, GLE convertibles! *shudder*


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Wobbles the Mind
03/17/2016 at 06:40

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You’re not getting it Wobbles! I don’t care if they do make some sort of disgusting SUVertible, so long as they’re not abusing the English language!